The Five Phases of the Drunk Sports Fan

Over the course of my lifetime, I have been to many sporting events. At sporting events you will find many things. There is always the person who is inappropriate on the jumbotron’s “Kiss Cam.” There is the fan who screams from the upper deck, nearly popping a blood vessel despite the fact that he is […]

Mickey Mantle Makes You Look Like a Big Sissy…

For my entire life, I have heard time and time again how coddled the athletes of today are. It seems more and more common to hear commentators, all of which are over 60, but could still probably take me in a fight, discuss it. “These new uniforms are designed to wick sweat away from the […]