The Return of Baseball

At 5:09 a.m., baseball season officially began. The Oakland Athletics, a team that is actually no more athletic than the average team, and the Seattle Mariners, a team that spends no more time at sea than the average team, kicked things off in Japan while everyone in America was slapping their snooze button and cursing […]

Thursday Haiku

St. Patricks big day Full of parades and green drinks Just like he would want. Related Articles My first and probably last attempt at haiku ( CTA in haiku: snapping to attention on the bridge ( Haiku About Something That Drives Me Nuts ( Write a Haiku – WordPress Prompt (

Celebrities and Tsunamis and Their Coexistence

I make fun of America a lot. At times, it seems almost an unnatural amount. The reason is simple: We are shallow. I’m not talking an average amount of shallow either. Turn on your television any night of the week and you are prone to see Entertainment Tonight/ Access Hollywood/ The Insider/ TMZ/ The entire […]