Kitchen Safety: How To Avoid Dying In The Most Dangerous Room Ever Created

There are some days where you feel like an idiot. A big honkin’ idiot. An idiot to end all idiots, the idiot king if you will. Everyone has those days. You accidentally trip and skin your knee on your way to work, you fall off of a treadmill during your daily workout routine, you accidentally […]

Spring Cleaning: A Lesson In Procrastination

Prepare your mops and your dustpans. Empty out your vacuum bags. Put the finishing touches on your working replica of Rosie, the robot maid from The Jetsons. It’s officially time for spring cleaning. Every year, it happens the same way. You realize the necessity of spring cleaning as the sun comes out and warms your […]