I’m Sorry, Please Don’t Sue Me

I think it’s time for me to go into hiding. Apparently, my kind has been made enemy number one. For those who have not heard, a blogger by the name of Crystal Cox was ordered by an Oregon (Oregonian?) court to pay $2.5 million in a defamation suit. Cox is an investigative blogger who uncovers […]

Farewell, Good Friends

Dear Everyone in the World, With the rapture sat to begin today, I wanted to be able to wish all of you goodbye. Goodbye. There. I said it. We can all stop crying, the goodbyes are over. There are a few things I wanted everyone to know about me that I’ve been hiding for all […]

Start Your Watches, It’s The Countdown To The End Of The World

I feel obligated to let you in on a little fact. The world is ending May 21st. I’m sure right now, you are tempted to go read the latest article about Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles and ignore everything I’ve just said. Well, don’t do it. This is way more important. Besides, she’ll have a new […]