The Reason Purell Was Invented…

A public restroom is a filthy place. No matter how hard it is scrubbed, how much bleach and ammonia and Clorox go into it, you are sure to find entire civilizations of germs being built from the ground up. Little germ skyscrapers full of germs earning money to pay for their germ house in that […]


Wife Talk: The Necessity of Hands-Free Soap Dispensers

With it being 2012, I have just been waiting for the world to come to a screeching halt. I’ve wondered how it would happen. Will the planet explode? Will the polar icecaps, tired of us constantly causing them to melt, rebel and fight back, destroying all living creatures? Will everyone kill themselves, unable to bear […]