The Candy Store Fiasco

When one moves to a new place there are a few important things to locate. You should know where your local hospital is. You need to find a grocery store because the alternative to that is either hunting or gathering, neither of which I would be good at, or starving to death. Most importantly, though, […]


Your Authoritative Guide to Time’s Most Beautiful People

Get ready, folks. That time of year has arrived yet again. It’s time to prepare your self esteem for a heavy knock. Time to get out your pint of Haagen-Dazs and curl up on the couch, silently weeping into the bowl. Time Magazine has announced the MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!* I’m not too […]