Got “Got Milk?” Not Anymore…

All good things must come to an end. After 20 years, the iconic “Got Milk?” campaign will be wrapping up. No more celebrities with ridiculous unrealistic milk mustaches. Farewell to the grammatically incorrect slogan that for years has haunted me. It is like a tiny piece of my childhood has died. Not one to miss […]

Milk Helps With PMS? Imagine What Chocolate Milk Could Do…

Dear California Milk Processors Board, I saw your new advertisement online today, and I must say I was horrified. HORRIFIED! This ad seems to imply there is a suffering that we men have to be put through on a monthly basis because WOMEN seem to think that men are the worst people in the world […]