Dear Glee, Thanks for Ruining TV

Ever since I was born, I’ve listened to our “age-advanced” members of society complain about how we were ruining American culture. No one reads anymore and we listen to noise, not music, and cars aren’t made the way they used to be. We’re lazy, we wear our pants too low, and we don’t appreciate things […]

Pork: No Longer the Other White Meat

Bob Dylan was right: The times, they are a’changin’ (meant to be read in a strange but oddly appealing voice). Pork is no longer the other white meat. The National Pork Board decided, after much debate, to change their famous “The Other White Meat” motto to “Pork: Be Inspired” (I wish I was making this […]

You Want a Hit TV Show? Here It Is….

Attention, television executives. I have done it. After countless hours of research (or at least that’s what I call it to justify watching TV instead of helping around the house), I have come up with the perfect show. A show so big, the NFL will want to broadcast the Super Bowl AFTER it. To create […]