Pope Joins Twitter. Is Instagramming All of His Food Next?

It was bound to happen. With 500 million people on Twitter, eventually the trend would reach the holiest person on the entire planet. Also the owner of the biggest hat. At last, the Pope has joined Twitter. Going by the handle @pontifex, the Pope*will be tweeting “what he wants to tweet.” For those of you […]

Yumberries: The Aptly Named Fruit That Has Made a Fool of America

I am a very mild-mannered person who is very able to keep his emotions in check. There’s not a lot in life that gets my goat. Sure, I have been known to shout threats of physical violence to people who say that they “could care less” about something, but aside from general speech related pet […]

Farewell NFL Lockout. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I can’t remember the last time I was this happy on a Monday. It must have been months, nay, years ago that I felt this overjoyed about the week beginning. This is one of the best Mondays in the history of the world. The sun is shining, birds are singing, animated creatures are frolicking through […]

Painting: The Ultimate Relaxation

I love weekends. There is no bad part about weekends. You get to sleep in, relax, hang out with friends, all without any responsibilities. The only thing better than a weekend is a three day weekend. That is why I love Memorial Day. I was looking forward to my three day weekend. Usually, three day […]