Dear Terrible, Useless Computer

Dear Computer, Thanks for all the years that you have allowed me to use you. We really have had a good time. Remember that time we played solitaire? That was fun. Or how about the time we won that guitar on eBay? That was a day to remember for sure. Now, though, I would appreciate […]


Thursday Haiku

Films: Ultimate art. Express man’s struggles, mirror them. What? “Battleship”?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Related articles Star Wars Week ( Haiku Heights – String ( Haiku (

Board Games: Please Don’t Make Me Play Them Ever Again

I’m about to say something that will enrage the masses. I hate board games. Right now, you are seriously thinking about throwing your computer to the ground and hunting me down just to punch me in the face. I know this is your reaction because this is not the first time I’ve said this. In […]

Skeeball 101: The New American Pastime

Recently, I had one of my little “writing thingys” named Freshly Pressed by WordPress. For those of you who don’t know what that means, it means WordPress put this on the front page of the website, causing people who may or may not like (most likely not) to swarm my page. In said post, I […]

The Oregon Trail: Fun with Dysentery

A couple months ago, my well meaning and delightful wife bought me what she considered to be the best Christmas present ever: an iPod touch. As an audiophile, I enjoy music, and this seemed like a great way for me to be able to listen to a tune. It has given me hours of entertainment. […]