Thanks For Making Me Feel Inadequate, “Hunger Games”

Having watched “The Hunger Games” for the first time tonight, I am very disturbed. Not by the violence and killing. In movies these days, that seems pretty par for the course. No, the movie had me worried. If I am ever in a killing contest, I am in big trouble. Until watching the movie, I […]

Dear Gentleman Behind Me In the Movie Theater…

Dear gentleman behind me in the movie theater, Wow! That sure was a great movie, huh? I bet you thought there were a lot of very funny parts and a good soundtrack. I know you enjoyed it because I could hear your laughter. I, however, am not sure whether I enjoyed it or not. See, […]

“Dirty Dancing” Remake: Can We Please Just Write An Original Movie Now?

Every day, I have bad ideas. For a minute, they seem like really great ideas, but on closer inspection, they are the worst ideas anyone could ever have. If you don’t believe me, listen to this gem: full-size, street legal bumper cars. While this would definitely lead to death and destruction, it isn’t the worst […]