George Soros, You Owe Me Some Money…

Just over two weeks ago, I participated in the Nashville leg of the Women’s March. It was very nice to see that many people join together for a common goal. At least that’s what I thought at the time. Now, I’m just peeved. I’m irked. I’m infuriated and enraged and furious and what not. I […]

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Inaugurate This

At some point in the life of every American child, they dream of becoming president of the United States. This is a dream slightly lower than the dream of magical space traveler and unicorn breeder, all with only a slightly higher likelihood of happening. The thing they don’t tell you as a kid is one […]

Trump’s Right. Let’s Make America Great Again!

Dateline: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1776. After a great deal of tea-related bickering and the subsequent beginning of a war, a group of men have had enough. “I do say that these British brutes must be dealt with!” declared a chubby bespectacled man named Benjamin Franklin. In 1745, Franklin had authored a letter entitled “Advice to a […]

Dear Barack Obama

Dear Barack Obama, Hello. How are you? I am also well, thanks for asking. It’s so great that we could catch up like this. I was watching the Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday night. I do this every Sunday night with hopes of eventually seeing the animal on Donald Trump’s head move. It still hasn’t, but […]

Get Ready For A Trumpresidency

Warning: The following story features a significant amount of references to Donald Trump. While the obvious jokes about Trump’s hair are sitting right in front of us, we here at the Life and Times feel we are above those jokes. There will be no mentions of the piece of road kill that the Donald plopped […]