Olympic Opening Ceremonies: What?!

Every four years, an event unlike any other arrives. Athletes from around the world unite for one cause: advertising McDonalds. Oh, that and representing their homeland in a series of unimportant and easily forgotten sporting events. The summer Olympics have arrived. For the next two weeks, the world’s most elite athletes will swim, jump, run, […]

The Royal Wedding: The Greatest Event in History

The world has gone completely mad. Crazy, bonkers, berserk, nutso. For some reason, we have all fixated our incredibly short attention spans on one event. The Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kathryn “That commoner marrying a royal figurehead” Middleton. Now, I must preface anything I’m about to say with one simple disclosure: I am […]