Dance: The Highest Form of Art One Can Perform In a 1996 Pontiac

I can be very self-conscious at times. I have no idea what it stems from, though if I were to guess I would assume it has something to do with not wanting to be laughed at. When people laugh at you, it is very rarely ever fun. There are many things this has held me […]

The Amazing Elastic Ankles and the Adventure of the Family Pictures

Occasionally, you discover something about yourself that you never dreamed possible. Throughout your whole life, you had never thought about the possibility that you could be this thing and even if you had, you would have scoffed at the idea. Today, I found out I am a contortionist. Like most self-discovery, it came at a […]


Bummer… I Seem To Have Lost the Best Idea I’ve Ever Had

I had a really good idea for this blog post. I thought of it last night. It was one of the best ideas I’ve ever had in my life and I knew you would really enjoy reading it. Unfortunately, I forgot what it was. I usually write a lot about life, so it probably had […]

Your Authoritative Guide to Time’s Most Beautiful People

Get ready, folks. That time of year has arrived yet again. It’s time to prepare your self esteem for a heavy knock. Time to get out your pint of Haagen-Dazs and curl up on the couch, silently weeping into the bowl. Time Magazine has announced the MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!* I’m not too […]