Man Buys Texas Town, Degrades Women in the Name of Hot Wings

I am a man of many talents. I am great at shooting rubberbands. When it comes to beverages, I know that I can win a Diet Pepsi drinking contest against anyone. Amongst other things, though, I am a great judge of character. Being a great judge of character, I know immediately when I will not […]

Things to Think About…

-A person gave me a chocolate chip granola bar and told me it was a healthy snack. Apparently the guidelines for healthy have been loosened to include candy. I’m still holding my breath for a gummy worm hummus, though. -Martin Luther King Jr. would be a whole lot less respected if the dream he gave […]