Reese’s Egg Day!

Easter is a magical time. There are very few holidays that involve mammals laying candy filled eggs and even fewer where biting the heads off of chocolate rabbits are considered acceptable. Throughout the Easter season, stores are inundated with adorable candy. Marshmallow peeps and egg shaped everything are there at every turn. Tiny chocolate eggs […]

Chocolate: A Real Weakness

In the break room at work, you are bound to run across interesting conversations. More often, though, you are going to hear the same conversations over and over. The break room is not a place to break ground conversationally, lest you choose your conversational choice poorly and spend the next 40 years known as the […]

The Candy Store Fiasco 2: Havana Nights

For those who did not read my blog yesterday, you will be very lost. Before you go on to what is certain to be a rousing and incredibly entertaining post, please go back and read. We’ll wait.           Okay. Everybody should be caught up. We can continue.   I slowly made […]

“Women Are Irrational,” Says Science

Well, it’s official. Science has proven it, and there is no disputing the facts here, ladies and gentlemen. Women are completely and utterly irrational. Science Daily, a publication I assume to be very reputable because it has the word “Science” in the title, not to mention they know enough to publish something “Daily,” has published […]

The Innerworkings of a Mad Man

I’m not sure how my brain works. I’m not talking medically, though I don’t really understand that process either. Something about electrons and brain cells and not getting concussions… I don’t know. It all sounds very complicated to me. No, in general I’m not sure why my thought process is the way that it is. […]