Dear 7-Eleven Gas Station Attendent

Dear 7-Eleven Gas Station Attendent, You might not remember me. Earlier this evening, I came into your fine establishment to purchase a drink. After much debate, I settled on a Big Gulp, realizing I was far too thirsty for a single Gulp, but definitely not thirsty enough for a Double Gulp. As I walked towards […]

Man Pays Bill With 2,500 Pennies, Successfully Proves Himself to be Irrational

The other day, I reached under my car seat and found some pocket change. This is not a rare occurrence. At times, it seems like people may have mistaken my vehicle for a wishing fountain, throwing their unwanted change through my rolled down window. I usually throw the coins into the car ashtray and forget […]