The Perfect Replacement For David Letterman

Dear Columbia Broadcasting System, Hello. You may not be familiar with me, but my name is Nathan. I have been a fan of yours for many years, having watched countless programs that you have offered up for consumption. In fact, over the 27 years I have been alive, I estimate that roughly 13 of those […]

Being Charlie Sheen: Ashton Kutcher Set To Replace Him, Everyone Else Set To Continue Not Laughing

The hunt is on. Currently, Los Angeles is full of television executives combing every square inch of their studio trying to find the right person. The candidate must have a certain level of snarkiness combined with a willingness to ignore all of their nagging artistic principles for a paycheck. They will be asked to fill […]

Dear Glee, Thanks for Ruining TV

Ever since I was born, I’ve listened to our “age-advanced” members of society complain about how we were ruining American culture. No one reads anymore and we listen to noise, not music, and cars aren’t made the way they used to be. We’re lazy, we wear our pants too low, and we don’t appreciate things […]