The Amazing Elastic Ankles and the Adventure of the Family Pictures

Occasionally, you discover something about yourself that you never dreamed possible. Throughout your whole life, you had never thought about the possibility that you could be this thing and even if you had, you would have scoffed at the idea. Today, I found out I am a contortionist. Like most self-discovery, it came at a […]

The Best Oscar Predictions the Internet Has to Offer

Everyone likes to try to predict the Oscars. I’m no different. No, I’m no movie critic. I have, though, seen dozens of movies in my life. In this day and age, this makes me as viable of a critic as most of the critics floating around the internet today. Knowing that, I feel it is […]

Nathan and the Unending Search for Cool

I am, without a doubt, one of the nerdiest people I know. I have been all of my life. I was never the cool guy with a leather jacket, receiving lustful glances from all women I came into contact with. I was more like the guy in a windbreaker who received attention from the cool […]