I Swear, I Didn’t Mean Anything By It!

Writing a blog can be very challenging. Inevitably, something you say will eventually be taken out of context. This exact thing happened to me today. Many moons ago, I wrote a post making fun of, among other things, the way gyms smell. For those who have never been to a gym, imagine wearing a sock […]

My Sincerest Apologies. It Appears That I May Suck.

Just days ago, I wrote a post declaring my predictions for the Oscars. I found it to be a mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, post that was worthy of being posted on my mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, blog. It was not the best thing I’ve ever written. That said, it was also not the […]

I Am an Award Winning Liar

When you have been blogging awhile, you are bound to be given “awards.” These “awards” are, in all actuality, chain posts that float from blogger to blogger, forcing others to give interesting facts about themselves before they pass along the assignment. These awards never carry any real sort of acknowledgement. There is no cash prize […]

Mickey Mantle Makes You Look Like a Big Sissy…

For my entire life, I have heard time and time again how coddled the athletes of today are. It seems more and more common to hear commentators, all of which are over 60, but could still probably take me in a fight, discuss it. “These new uniforms are designed to wick sweat away from the […]