“Dirty Dancing” Remake: Can We Please Just Write An Original Movie Now?

Every day, I have bad ideas. For a minute, they seem like really great ideas, but on closer inspection, they are the worst ideas anyone could ever have. If you don’t believe me, listen to this gem: full-size, street legal bumper cars. While this would definitely lead to death and destruction, it isn’t the worst […]

Thursday Haiku

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