Academy Awards Acceptance Speeches From the Muppets

Tonight, a song from The Muppets is nominated for best original song at the Academy Awards. While the song was written by Bret McKenzie, one half of The Flight of the Conchords, the Muppets are sure to be hoping for a chance to take home some Oscar gold. We have gotten hold of the awards […]

My Sincerest Apologies. It Appears That I May Suck.

Just days ago, I wrote a post declaring my predictions for the Oscars. I found it to be a mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, post that was worthy of being posted on my mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, blog. It was not the best thing I’ve ever written. That said, it was also not the […]

The Best Oscar Predictions the Internet Has to Offer

Everyone likes to try to predict the Oscars. I’m no different. No, I’m no movie critic. I have, though, seen dozens of movies in my life. In this day and age, this makes me as viable of a critic as most of the critics floating around the internet today. Knowing that, I feel it is […]

My Awards Acceptance Speech

Let’s be honest: I will most likely never win an award. I lack any discernable talent that could get me to the Golden Globes or Academy Awards, so I will never have to worry about delivering an acceptance speech. While, this may not be an issue for me, I felt inadequately equipped while watching the […]