Wife Talk: Wedding Cake? Why?

As a habitual internet news junkie, I spend a fair amount of my day finding things out that I view as very interesting. No one else ever does. Apparently my interests are far different from everyone else’s. I have deduced this after dozens of examples of people’s eyes glazing over as I speak. That is […]

Wife Talk: Football

It’s that time of the year again. Football has returned which means countless Sundays spent trying to explain to my wife why I insist on watch a bunch of grown men wear pads and hit each other. After the following conversation this last Sunday, I don’t think she gets it yet: Wife: Why did that […]

Wife Talk: Olympic Edition

    Every four years, the ultimate athletic event takes place. Thousands of athletes from around the entire planet come together to see who is truly superior at dozens of athletic contests that no one ever thinks about outside of this event.   People have spent the week asking about Michael Phelps or the United […]

Wife Talk: The Importance of Politics and Sports

There are two things that people seem to care about more than they should: politics and sports. You could tack on eating if you wanted to add a third, but we will just stick with two. Sometimes, though, these two subjects combine, creating the perfect storm of anger and frustration. Athletes will suddenly be in […]

Wife Talk: The Necessity of Hands-Free Soap Dispensers

With it being 2012, I have just been waiting for the world to come to a screeching halt. I’ve wondered how it would happen. Will the planet explode? Will the polar icecaps, tired of us constantly causing them to melt, rebel and fight back, destroying all living creatures? Will everyone kill themselves, unable to bear […]

Wife Talk: The Fear of Dining Alone

It seems you can find a website about anything these days. If you want a recipe for a clambake, it’s there. You need to buy 1000 wrapped sporks? You can find it. There are even hundreds of sites to look at humorous pictures of zoo animals. In fact, there are sites that meet every need a […]