What is the meaning of life?
It’s a question that has plagued mankind for thousands of years. Some of the greatest minds in history have thought about it yet none have fully answered the question.
Until now that is.
Being the enlightened individual that I am, I have finally cracked the code. I have conquered the question that the smartest people in history have failed to answer. The meaning of life is this:
life [lahyf] noun
1. The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
It turns out the answer was in the dictionary the whole time. I’m surprised it took someone this long to look there…