English: Oven roasted turkey, common fare for Christmas and Thanksgiving celebrations. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
There is no better way to follow up a lovely holiday like Thanksgiving than by becoming sick. Fortunately for me, my mother did more than just cook a turkey: she brought home a plague so that everyone could have the joy of hugging a toilet while wondering how much liquid can come out of a human being before they shrivel up like a worm on a hot sidewalk.
Sadly, though, my time with this glorious sickness seems to have come to an end. It seems like only yesterday that our time together began. As I look back at our time together, there seems no better way to remember it then with the ancient art of Haiku.
Turkey, Dressing and a Plague
Gift that keeps giving.
Explode from within. BlaRgBLAaAAaGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I eat rice?
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Ughhh. Gross. On the bright side, you probably dropped any weight you picked up from a massive Thanksgiving dinner. Hope this makes up for all the barf and barfing 😦
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I did. That is a great silver lining.
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I was going to say the same thing as tori,,,look at the bright side you all “cleaned up” inside and out and ready for the Christmas Delights 🙂
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I am very ready.
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Been there, hurled that.
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It was so fun, too, wasn’t it?
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