Dear Zanies Comedy Club

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Dear Zanies Comedy Club,

This evening, I ordered a burger that you deemed a “Mexican Burger.” I expected this to be a pure international delight, a fiesta in my mouth. Maybe there would be salsa or even fresh pico di gallo.

It was not.

Please in the future refrain from calling this your “Mexican Burger.” Instead, call it what it was: “Burger with Only Bad Nacho Cheese on it.” This will prevent a lot of criticism.




P.S. Also, your black bean burger gives people the farts and makes them stink up the car I am in. You might want to work on that too.


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