I have been in Nashville for five hours. I do not yet own a cowboy hat or boots. I still do not like Taylor Swift. I have eaten one meal and none of it was fried. I have not had an Elvis sighting.
Man, Nashville is a let down.
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…
just like Moby Dick, but shorter and less whale-oriented.
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 
I think Memphis or Vegas would be better for Elvis sightings. Sorry! You can find fried food in Nashville easily. Sniff around and let your nose lead you to the lard. As far as Taylor Swift…I don’t know that the people of Nashville really like her either.
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Poor Taylor Swift! No one likes her and every boy breaks up with her. It’s a good thing she has music to let those emotions out. Otherwise they would probably just get bottled up until she explodes one day.
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Maybe she should go back to Nashville and eat some fried food? She might write happier songs? 🙂
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Maybe.
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But go to a blues or jazz club…. good music there.
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I plan to.
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Give it some time …just as you need to get used to the place, the place will need to get used to you before she shows you her secrets 😉 Is Nashville female? LOL
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I don’t know the gender of Nashville. Maybe I should go to a tourism information center and ask.
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As long as your whining is in tune with a catchy guitar melody I think you’ll fit in fine.
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I have perfect pitch, so that shouldn’t be a problem.
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Elvis lives in Memphis! You’re at the wrong end of the state.
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No, he lives at NOWHERE BECAUSE HE IS DEAD!
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I beg to differ. He isn’t dead. He’s just biding his time
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