Tragic news has been circulating the internet for the past few days. After what seems like decades, America’s premier example of why the rest of the world hates us is coming to an end.
MTV is canceling “Jersey Shore.”
I would like to take a second to pay honor to the greatest Americans since our founding fathers in the only way I know how.
The ancient Japanese art of Haiku.
Yay!!! Good freaking riddance indeed… though, I’m sure we’ll still be subjected to that Snooki Monster and her baby…
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I think you meant to say “demon offspring.”
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lol… I did. I hope the kid gets a fighting chance!
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Hopefully this will start a new era of good mtv shows, and we could forget the Jersey Shore ever happened.
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O medo aprisiona, a fé liberta; o medo paralisa, a fé dá poder; o medo desanima; a fé encoraja; o medo debilita, a fé cura; o medo torna inútil, a fé torna útil.Com amor,fé,caridade e positividade.Tudo dará certo.Obrigado!!!
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Right.
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It is still MTV, so probably not. It will probably just allow them to put a new show all about pregnant teenagers or something.
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I never watched that show. I suppose I’ve missed a great part of the dumbing down of America.
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You’ve missed out. “Jersey Shore” follows a bunch of Italian-Americans who try their best to make people hate Italian-Americans. They also wear a lot of Ed Hardy shirts.
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They just looked like f*cking Oompa Loompas on meth to me.
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Intoxicated Oompa Loompas on meth.
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hahahaha that haiku made me laugh out loud..!!
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