Dear Terrible, Useless Computer

Computer Mess (Photo credit: phil_g)

Dear Computer,

Thanks for all the years that you have allowed me to use you. We really have had a good time. Remember that time we played solitaire? That was fun. Or how about the time we won that guitar on eBay? That was a day to remember for sure. Now, though, I would appreciate just one more little tiny thing.

STOP SUCKING! STOP IT! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP! STOP FREEZING UP AND JUST WORK ALREADY! I HATE YOU! WORK, YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY!

Love,

Nathan

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5 thoughts on “Dear Terrible, Useless Computer”

Intel Rules!

Chad Perth MCSE

sent from my IPAD

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Poor abused computer…

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If it’s a desktop, beating it up tends to help. It doesn’t make the computer work, but it does make you feel a bit better about the fact that the computer doesn’t work. As long as you don’t break your hand or foot in the process.

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