Dear Computer,
Thanks for all the years that you have allowed me to use you. We really have had a good time. Remember that time we played solitaire? That was fun. Or how about the time we won that guitar on eBay? That was a day to remember for sure. Now, though, I would appreciate just one more little tiny thing.
STOP SUCKING! STOP IT! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP! STOP FREEZING UP AND JUST WORK ALREADY! I HATE YOU! WORK, YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY!
Love,
Nathan
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Intel Rules!
Chad Perth MCSE
sent from my IPAD
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Poor abused computer…
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If it’s a desktop, beating it up tends to help. It doesn’t make the computer work, but it does make you feel a bit better about the fact that the computer doesn’t work. As long as you don’t break your hand or foot in the process.
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Get a Mac, once you go Mac, you never go back…
Microsoft SUCKS!!!!
Sorry, I belong to the FOMUGOMA group (Former Microsoft User Gone Mac)
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We’ve got one of those right now too – must be going around.
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