Thursday Haikus

Today is a very busy day. Despite this, I have taken the time to jot down a few haikus for you. It is, after all, Haiku Thursday.


Many things to do,

Yet, I sit here typing this.

What a waste of time.

Ode to Fiber

My dear friend fiber,

Your gift: bowel integrity.

Soften, stool. Soften.

If I were 50 Cent

If I were Fiddy

I would call all women ho’s.

Then they’d punch my face.


There once were two moons.

Then they hit each other. BOOM!

Now there’s just one. Lame!


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