-Life is like a bucket of paint. I’m not too sure how, but I bet there is a good analogy in there somewhere.
-You should always try to be the best you that you can be, unless, of course, the best you is a huge jerk. Then you really don’t need to waste your time. You can be a huge jerk without that much effort.
-Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day; teach a man to fish, he can eat for a lifetime. Give a man a gun, and he can hold you up at gunpoint for all of your fish, then go knock off a liquor store. Giving him a gun may be a bad idea…
-No matter what anyone says, they don’t LITERALLY want you to walk a mile in their shoes. Shoe-thievery seems to tick a lot of people off.
-A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, although it’s probably better to pay for the rental car if you’re planning on walking that far.
-You always admire what you really don’t understand unless we’re talking about the ingredients of a hot dog. You really just want to puke because of them.
-One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever; one that doesn’t listen to the answer to their question probably is a fool and may need a healthy dose of Ritalin.
-“The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” is the last thing you want your cardiac surgeon to say.
-The best job a person can have is to be a parent. No, wait… the best job a person can have is to be a space cowboy. I’m sure parent is in the top fifteen, though.
-To see one’s true reflection, one must look deep within. Or you could just by a mirror. Mirrors reflect really well.
-You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in glass houses. I also recommend bathing with a swimsuit on.
Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.
If life is like a bucket of paint what color would you be? If I say that my life is like a rainbow that would make me brown. I don’t like brown. Good post ….
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Good Post. Have a great weekend.
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Let sleeping dogs lie, unless they are taking up the entire damn bed.
Sandi
http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com
Lake Forest, CA USA
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A great laugh which we really need here after all the bad weather we’re having.
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