List of the Week: Creepy Things That Are Supposed to Be Adorable

– Hairless cats

– (Some) newborn babies

– Baby birds

– Baby rats

-Really, any type of baby anything

– Porcelain dolls

– The idea of the tooth fairy (Seriously, who wants a bunch of human teeth? What a sicko!)

– Families that kiss on the lips

– Kids’ beauty pageants

– Old Disney cartoons (They also get a mark for being mildly racist. Yea Disney!)