A couple of months ago, I wrote a bit laughing a bit at a group who was hosting a protest in Central Park for “Equal Nipple Rights for women.” There were several reasons, namely being a quote about dog nipples and quick research into the day revealing that the day of protest was created by […]
As the writer of a humor blog, there is a lot of pressure to be funny. It is, after all, a humor blog. If someone were writing a humor blog that was not funny, it would kind of defeat the entire purpose of the blog. Over the past 514 posts, I have written many humorous […]
Admittedly, I am not the coolest person in the world. I do not know the popular music of the day (“People still like Chumbawumba, right?”) and I have never seen, read, or paid any attention to anything involving “Twilight.” I do not know anything about Tom Cruise’s divorce aside from the fact that Cruise […]
Dear readers, As you might have noticed, nothing was placed on my blog yesterday. There is what I feel to be a very good reason. You cannot write and drive a large truck at the same time. After a morning of loading box after box, I hopped behind the wheel of a 22’ Penske truck […]
There, on the front page of Yahoo, was what was sure to be the biggest news story of the year. “Bad-boy Actor Pummels Justin Bieber.” Finally, after tormenting the world for what seems like years, some actor had taken care of Bieber once and for all. It was probably Nicholas Cage. Cage doesn’t seem to […]
“Can I tell you something?” Why, yes, that person probably can tell me something. I bet they can tell me several somethings. There is, no doubt, an entire world of somethings for them to tell me, many of which I do not already know. Of course there are some people who cannot tell you something. […]
Welcome to Part II of “The Ladore Luger.” When we last left Billy Hamilton, he had just finished tormenting a complete stranger at a bus stop. He was then offered a chance to ride with a jerk from his school and you were given the chance to vote for what you wanted him to do. […]
Today is the first segment of our new Choose Your Own Adventure series, “The Ladore Luger.” (Don’t worry. The title will make sense.) Enjoy and remember: you will be responsible for the decisions 16-year-old Billy Hamilton makes. “Billy!” The voice rang off of the walls and echoed through the hall, forcing its way into […]
Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Read My Blog, Late last night, I received a comment from The Hobbler. Normally, I would be very excited for this. She is usually very nice and pleasant. Last night was a bit different. To paraphrase, the comment read like this: Nathan, You are a terrible commenter. You suck a […]
Never one to turn down a challenge, I have written the following post in answer to a post by Riatarded. Writer’s block is a difficult thing to overcome. As a person who has written a blog post everyday for the last 98 days, I have now overcome writer’s block 326 times in that time […]
