After a weekend of war with my fellow blogger, the Hobbler, I have grown tired of such things. Thus, I have decided to surrender, give her the win, and move on. I feel no shame at this loss. This is, in part, due to my inability to feel shame most of the time. Perhaps if […]
Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Read My Blog, Late last night, I received a comment from The Hobbler. Normally, I would be very excited for this. She is usually very nice and pleasant. Last night was a bit different. To paraphrase, the comment read like this: Nathan, You are a terrible commenter. You suck a […]
Okay, I am willing to admit it. I am not the best blogger. I’m not talking about my writing, although I am definitely no Mark Twain, as you might have noticed. I am talking about supporting my other bloggers. I frequently mean to go and give these other blogs some sort of recognition, but then […]
My dear friend Alex at Gone For A Walk was kind enough to nominate me for the Versatile Blogger award. She is very nice, so go to her blog and read it. This award does not come with a giant trophy, so I am currently designing my own. If you know a good trophy maker, […]
Recently, I had one of my little “writing thingys” named Freshly Pressed by WordPress. For those of you who don’t know what that means, it means WordPress put this on the front page of the website, causing people who may or may not like (most likely not) to swarm my page. In said post, I […]
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