And now the exciting conclusion… We sat there throughout the game. Sure, I was enjoying the hockey, but I had destiny on my mind. With a minute left in the game, I gave my sister the top-secret ultra-hush-hush super-stealthy signal that it was time for my plan to be sat in motion. “Hey,” I said. “We […]
When we last left off, stuff had happened. There was a lot of stuff and words and other things. You should probably read that before continuing on. Now, the exciting continuation of that stuff that happened last time. “Where?!” I shouted. My eyes darted back and forth searching for the bright lights of cameras and […]
2013 Goal #28: Get On TV Everyone wants to be on TV. There is nothing more exciting than knowing that there are possibly millions of human beings looking at your face. Sure, many of them will change the channel to something more entertaining and even more of them will only watch you because they are […]
I have a tendency to not get out of my shell. There is a very good reason: I like my shell. It is warm and comfy and all around very pleasant. Sometimes this is a bad thing, though. With this in mind, I have created a list of 52 things for the year 2013 to […]
My sister is infamous for her television obsessions. There was the summer of “Jon and Kate Plus Eight.” No one could forget the year of “Cupcake Wars.” No matter what the show is, she will go in at full speed, ready to become completely obsessed with the ensuing flurry of episodes that were soon to […]
My first post for the site The Commission is up today. Click here to read it. Read it many times. You should repeatedly read it until your eyes bleed. Then, you should get a friend to read it to you since it can be very difficult to read through bloody eyes. Thanks in advance for reading […]
I was in fifth grade when I first read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. I immediately felt myself getting caught up with the escapades of this rascal and his no-good friend. I turned each page, eager to find out what antics they would get themselves into next. It was just like what I wished my life […]
When you enter a committed, monogamous relationship with someone, you will eventually find out some strange facts about your chosen mate. They might brush their teeth in the shower or floss in bed. For me, I found out my wife likes to slather her grilled cheese sandwiches in mayonnaise, kisses dogs on the mouth, and […]
This weekend, I spent a good amount of time around babies. These little tiny humans were being held by bigger, full-sized humans. Despite the fact that both sizes of people were the same species, there was a special language being spoken. “AW! Wook at youw widdle nose! You awe soooo cute! Yes you awe! You […]
Before today’s post begins, I would like to warn you, the reader, of the content that is about to follow. If you are a person who is insistent that the world is filled with only the best things, that deep down everything is perfect and everything is as it seems, then the following post may […]
