Word to the Wise: When Left On, Car Lights WILL Run Down Your Battery

June 4, 2012 by badlandsbadley

It was late tonight when we pulled into the parking lot. My wife and I had spent the evening looking for stationery and a backpack (Don’t ask) and our journeys had led us to our fourth store in the last hour and a half. As we pulled into our parking spot, a lady stuck her […]

Your Authoritative Guide to Time’s Most Beautiful People

April 13, 2011 by badlandsbadley

Get ready, folks. That time of year has arrived yet again. It’s time to prepare your self esteem for a heavy knock. Time to get out your pint of Haagen-Dazs and curl up on the couch, silently weeping into the bowl. Time Magazine has announced the MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!* I’m not too […]