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Lady Gaga and Mystery Man Arrested After Hot Air Balloon Joy Ride*
There, on the front page of Yahoo, was what was sure to be the biggest news story of the year. “Bad-boy Actor Pummels Justin Bieber.” Finally, after tormenting the world for what seems like years, some actor had taken care of Bieber once and for all. It was probably Nicholas Cage. Cage doesn’t seem to […]
I Swear, I Didn’t Mean Anything By It!
Writing a blog can be very challenging. Inevitably, something you say will eventually be taken out of context. This exact thing happened to me today. Many moons ago, I wrote a post making fun of, among other things, the way gyms smell. For those who have never been to a gym, imagine wearing a sock […]
The World Without Internet
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“Choose Your Own Adventure: Volume II” Coming Soon…
Last year, I tried a grand experiment. Fondly remembering the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books of my childhood, I turned this very blog into one of those, allowing readers to decide the fate of a character in a moderately decent work of fiction. I will be attempting this again, only there is one catch: you, […]
All I’m Saying Is Give Peace a Chance
After a weekend of war with my fellow blogger, the Hobbler, I have grown tired of such things. Thus, I have decided to surrender, give her the win, and move on. I feel no shame at this loss. This is, in part, due to my inability to feel shame most of the time. Perhaps if […]
The Horrors of War
They say that war is Hell. While this not upheld by any Biblical scripture, people seem to be in agreement. Far and wide, people are not huge fans of war. Since I declared war on that menace, The Hobbler, roughly 250,000 people have met their demise. Granted, none of these deaths were directly caused by […]
My Declaration of War
Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Read My Blog, Late last night, I received a comment from The Hobbler. Normally, I would be very excited for this. She is usually very nice and pleasant. Last night was a bit different. To paraphrase, the comment read like this: Nathan, You are a terrible commenter. You suck a […]
My Sincerest Apologies. It Appears That I May Suck.
Just days ago, I wrote a post declaring my predictions for the Oscars. I found it to be a mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, post that was worthy of being posted on my mildly entertaining, albeit not fantastic, blog. It was not the best thing I’ve ever written. That said, it was also not the […]
The Lies I Told
A couple of days ago, I mentioned that I been complimented on my lying abilities. They really are one of a kind. I’m such a good liar that I am sure you were questioning whether I really did write about that. To celebrate my liar-status, I gave everyone six facts. Three of these facts were […]
