Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: It’s a question that has plagued mankind for centuries. Plato and Socrates spent their entire lives debating this question. There is even a legend that the Thinking Man statue is deep in thought, longing for an answer to this question. I am, of course, speaking of […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: I have a lot of pet peeves. I have so many pet peeves that I should have a peeve zoo. I spend a fortune on Peeve-kibble for all of these pet peeves. I am the Doctor Doolittle of pet peeves. The fact is that I have […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: Everyone has a nosy neighbor. It’s essentially become a part of moving to any new home. You check out the schools, the carpeting, where the nosy neighbor lives, the cabinet space… If you don’t believe me, watch any sitcom from the sixties or seventies. If […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: There is a stereotype that shopping is not manly. For the most part, this appears to be right. It never feels incredibly manly to rave about the shoes you just scored or the new matching linen set you picked up for a pretty penny. In fact, […]
When you first begin dating someone, there are many awkward situations you will be thrust into. For me, the peak of awkward situations with the woman that would one day become my wife arrived in the spring of 2007. After only a handful of dates, I was reluctantly dragged to a wedding of two people […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: There was a time thousands of years ago that turkeys could roam free. Turkeys were everywhere, from the Redwood Forest’s turkeys to the Gulf Stream Waters’ turkeys. Turkeys were able to build up a large and strong society. Then, tragedy struck. As a group of humans […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: Dear man in front of me at the gas station, Hello. It’s great to talk to you. You might remember me. I’m the person who was behind you in line at the gas station that seemed to be slightly impatient. While I’m sure you thought this […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: Dear Jennifer, I don’t know who you are. I’ve never met you. I don’t even know your last name. This makes this letter even more difficult for me. I have had my current phone number for the last six years. For most of those six […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: There are lots of things that can give a person a complex. For instance, next time you are having dinner with someone, casually wipe the side of your mouth every couple of minutes. The other person is sure to assume that they have a gigantic blob […]
Reblogged from The Life and Times of Nathan Badley…: Today, I feel like a man. I guess I need to clarify. I NORMALLY feel like a man. It’s not like I wake up in the morning and feel like a hamster or anything like that. (Well, there was that one time, but that turned out […]
