You know how people say that a dog is man’s best friend? That’s wrong. A dog is a man’s responsibility. A dog is a little poop factory that’s only goal in life is to eat food directly off of your plate the second you turn around. If anything, dogs are man’s neediest friend. There is […]
For the past year, I have silently been suffering. It has been a very rough time for me and the rest of my family as we have watched my mother slip into the deep abyss of a very troublesome addiction. For the past year, we can barely speak or communicate with her. Now, though, I […]
It was the summer after my first grade year. The first seven years of my life had been, to my knowledge, pretty good. I had no major complaints, I had made some friends, and had even learned to ride my bike without training wheels. Things could not be better. Despite this, I found myself leaving […]
Warning: The following post is an excellent example of over sharing. If you do not care for over sharing, please move along to a different blog. I hear there are a lot of blogs that feature recipes. Maybe you could learn to make a nice spinach dip or some tomato relish to garnish your black […]
Once again, vacation, you have come and gone. After a week of relaxation, fun, and Moon Pies, I will be returning to the rat race of everyday life. There will be no more sleeping late or doing whatever I want. I will have to go back to paying bills and driving to work and grooming. […]
Dear Gentleman at the Continental Breakfast, Hello there. How have you enjoyed your stay at the Atlanta Comfort Suites? I thought it was great. They were nice enough to provide their guests the best amenities that a hotel has to offer, giving us everything from carpeted floors to shower curtains. Granted, the shower curtains were […]
A man passed me on the highway. This is not an unusual thing to have happen. Believe it or not, 1992 Ford Explorers are not the fastest vehicles on the road. More often than not, I tend to ignore passing vehicles and focus on praying that my car does not explode. This man was different, […]
This morning, I awoke to the sight of my cat hovering over me. As a person who is strongly against cats, this is not a welcome view. On my list of things I would prefer not to wake up to, there are serial killers, then predatory animals, followed by a cat shedding onto my face. […]
It was late tonight when we pulled into the parking lot. My wife and I had spent the evening looking for stationery and a backpack (Don’t ask) and our journeys had led us to our fourth store in the last hour and a half. As we pulled into our parking spot, a lady stuck her […]
Occasionally, you discover something about yourself that you never dreamed possible. Throughout your whole life, you had never thought about the possibility that you could be this thing and even if you had, you would have scoffed at the idea. Today, I found out I am a contortionist. Like most self-discovery, it came at a […]
