Next weekend, everyone is invited to the biggest party of the season. How do I know it's going to be the biggest party? Because it's a pity party!
Have you ever wanted to share your burdens with the world?
Do you ever look at happy people and want to punch them?
If you could be anything, would you choose to be someone else?
Everyone likes to pity themselves. If you say you don't, you're a big stupid liar-face. So, you might as well do it for everyone to see and participate in this.
Thanks for reblogging this. I can hardly wait to see more of your whining. I mean, to see what you come up with…
Yeah, but isn’t this cheating? He was supposed to write a post everyday by HIMSELF.
I thought it was just being selfless and allowing someone else a chance to get the word out about something they wanted to do. I guess I could have been a jerk, though, and not said anything. Is that what you want?!
Well . . . That’s you, right?
Yeah, he’s a cheater that likes to slack off.
You’re welcome. I will whine like nobody would believe.
I’m looking forward to it.