After two weeks, tonight marks the end of the 2012 Olympics. It seems like just yesterday we were watching countries marching into the opening ceremonies and trying to figure out where Equatorial Guinea is located.
Now, though, our time has come to an end. In honor of the end of the greatest Olympics to happen in the past four years (That is as far out on a limb as I am willing to go), I have written a touching piece of poetry.
Wow Nathan your poetry never ceases to impress me.
I don’t believe that, but I will accept the compliment anyone.
If I hear the American anthem or Chariots of fire once more I’ll scream
Wow. Someone is not a patriot. Or a fan of overly dramatic soundtracks.
We own the Olympics! Suck it, Slovenia! Take that Kazakhstan!
I wonder how many times the phrase “Suck it, Slovenia!” has been uttered. I bet it’s a really popular thing to say in Croatia.
Google reveals 925 matches for SIS (I bet most if them are porn sites) and 1250 for Take that Kazakhstan!
I don’t understand the medal biting ritual, really. I’d like some anthropological explanation about this.
Maybe they taste good.
They aren’t really gold/solver/bronze. They are just foil-wrapped chocolate.
Then they are definitely allowed to eat the medals. I apologize, Olympians.
Haha! Nice poetry…they were probably testing it out to see if it was real metal or not??