Through the years, literally hundreds of people have enjoyed a laugh at the expense of their in-laws. They have said all kinds of terrible things about their in-laws intelligence and told stories that end with their in-laws being mauled by dogs.
It is very rude to say the least.
Just because these disgusting jokes made in poor taste are rude, though, doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time when talking about our in-laws. The following jokes are sure to bring a good time AND show a healthy amount of respect to your second set of parents. After all, nothing spells out a good joke like respect:
What’s the difference between a catfish and a mother-in-law?
One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a delightful woman that is always pleasant to be around.
Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?
That’s a trick question. Vicious dogs are far less pleasant than your mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law’s other car is a broom. No, wait… it’s a Toyota Corolla. My mistake.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one because she is a strong independent woman who is able to take care of herself.
What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?
Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, your mother-in-law was not a president because she was too busy raising a terrific child. Also her teeth are not made of wood and she was never impeached. What a woman.
My mother-in-law is so big she is probably all the way up to a size four.
-Knock knock!
-Who’s there?
-Your in-laws
-Oh, well then come on in. Let me get those bags for you. Boy, you must be tired after such a long trip…
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Man! You are sucking up big time! Are they on their way out for a visit???
They are indeed.
Hahaha!
That was a pity “like” sorry.
Jokes on you. That’s the exact type of like I wanted.
I put the smiley face in there just because I know you like them.
I can be a suck up too. 
Be good Nathan. After all, without your in-laws, you wouldn’t have your lovely wife who puts up with all your nonsense!
I…..like my evil jokes better.
Great post! My wife’s parents were terrific… they even liked me. Promise me one thing… once your in-laws leave, post the real versions of these jokes!
Lucky me, I don’t have in-laws…